Weight Loss: Eat More, Weigh Less

20130529 Door Handle Face 150x150 Weight Loss: Eat More, Weigh LessSal sent in this picture.  She wrote the following:

“Vic, don’t you think this looks like the talking door handle out of the¬†Disney cartoon Alice in Wonderland? I hope you’ve seen it. Maybe the man has???”

I haven’t seen it but I understand it is about a girl who eats so much food she grows small…¬† or something.¬† That’s how Vaxian metabolism works, anyway.¬† The less you eat the fatter you get.¬† For example, I’ll start eating¬†five of the man’s cinnamon swirls, then I’ll eat four, then three, then two and then I’ll finish the evening with just … Click to read more

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A Letter to Pizza Hut

20130527 Sundae ice cream face 150x150 A Letter to Pizza Hut

Jen¬†was out with Aaron and her 8-year-old¬†nephew Josh, who spotted a face in an ice cream sundae on a menu at a well-known pizza chain… okay, it was¬†Pizza Hut.¬† (Dear Pizza Hut, you now owe us a lot of money for¬†free advertising.¬† Regards, Vic.)¬† ¬†Josh wrote in and said:

“Hello I saw an ice cream face in Pizza Hut and it tastes nice. I am with auntie Jennie and Aaron because we just watched Epic at the cinema.¬†¬† I hope you like the face.


Joshua, that’s a great spot!¬† You are our youngest spotter … Click to read more

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Lunar Eclipse

20130525 Hand towel dispenser face 150x150 Lunar EclipseHello all, I got a very nice email from a friendly chap called Bryan from Watford.  He spotted this face somewhere and wrote:

“Here is a picture of a hand towel dispenser which looks like a face. It reminds me of Stoppit and Tidyup, a daft cartoon from the 80s.

Please post it on your site, or my lifes work will have been for nothing, and I‚Äôll be forced to go and live on the moon.”

Apparently there’s supposed to be a lunar eclipse today… or maybe yesterday.¬† Either way, that’s when the moon turns red.¬† Human scientists will tell … Click to read more

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Cute and Silly

20130516 MK1 Ford Escort Face 150x150 Cute and SillyJen sent in another picture.¬† This one is a bit tricky because it’s quite small.¬† Have a look at it for a few seconds and see if you can spot it…¬† Found it yet?¬† Jen writes:

“Can you see a little face in this photo? It’s a pic of the underneath of a rusty old MK1 Escort.

Me and Sal think its cute…. Most probably because we’re silly emotional girls.”

Nothing wrong with being silly and emotional.¬† The man used to own an old Ford Fiesta and it was a rusty little piece of… metal.¬† The sills kept corroding and … Click to read more

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Aaaaaargh! Slow Down!

20130515 Moped scooter face 150x150 Aaaaaargh! Slow Down!Jen¬†sent in another picture; this time of a moped or scooter.¬† It’s a pretty good one.¬† She writes:

“Here is another face – in real life it is the front of a moped scooter thing but I like to think it as some sort if alien ambassador…. Or… With his mouth like that – Blakey from ‘On the Buses’”

I’ve never seen On the Buses so I don’t know what the heck she is talking about, but I love the way it appears to be screaming.¬† Maybe it’s not liking the speed at which it is travelling and it’s … Click to read more

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The Scream

20130507 Recaro car seat scream face 150x150 The ScreamI have to confess I have sucked bags at uploading photographs lately.¬† The man has spent a lot of time with his girlfriend lately and also left the country for a few days to meet some family and friends in The Netherlands.¬† I have basically had the flat to myself a lot and have done very little.¬† I have raided the man’s fridge several times, watched Babestation (humans are disgusting) and generally not got round to posting pictures.¬† Anyway, Jennie sent in a picture ages ago, so here it is.¬† She wrote:

“Does this look like a face? It’s a … Click to read more

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Seeing the light

20130322 Light Dimmer Switch Face 150x150 Seeing the lightGideon from Amsterdam was doing some DIY and as he removed the cover¬†from¬†one of his dimmer switches he saw a face.¬† What’s so good about this one is that the nose is 3-dimensional and the face has ears.¬† It’s a full face with a well defined expression.¬† It’s got a beaming smile, maybe because it can see the light¬†now that¬†its cover has been removed.

Superb spot Gideon!… Click to read more

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Do Canadians Really Have Flapping Heads?

20130322 Windscreen Washer Flappy Mouth Face 150x150 Do Canadians Really Have Flapping Heads?Ever watched South Park?¬† You’ll have noticed¬†all Canadians have flapping heads and beady eyes.¬† When I first landed on Planet Earth I knew nothing about humans and after I watched South Park I truly believed all Canadians had flappy mouths.¬† But then I discovered this primitive thing you call the “Internet” and found out that it’s all lies.

This picture was sent in by Jen.¬† It’s a windscreen washer and it reminds me of flappy-mouthed Canadians in South Park.¬† It’s a good one.¬† In the words of Borat, “I liiiike”.… Click to read more

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X-Ray Tube Housing Face

20130322 X Ray Tube Housing Face 150x150 X Ray Tube Housing FaceThis picture was sent in by Gav sometime ago.¬† I’ve been quite busy lately and the man has been hogging¬†his/my¬†laptop so I’ve not been able to upload anything.¬†¬†Gav¬†does stuff with X-Rays and breasts somewhere¬†in or¬†near¬†Guildford… or maybe that’s just where he lives.¬†¬†I’m not sure what he does either.¬† I think he might be developing x-ray specs so he can see through clothes and look at breasts…¬† I don’t know.¬† Anyway, he writes:

“Oi oi – Have some of this.¬† My new job is giving me faces all over the place.¬† This is … Click to read more

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The Permabath of Blaise Castle

20130226 Blaise Castle Artwork Face 150x150 The Permabath of Blaise Castle

The man went to Blaise Castle with a human female the other day.¬† I‚Äôve never been there myself, but there‚Äôs a tower and a museum.¬† The latter has a number of¬†historic household items on display, including old washing machines, dresses and also what looked like an old tin bathtub resembling a shoe, or perhaps half a kayak.¬† You get in through a hole in the top.¬† She managed to convince him it was called a permabath, so called because once you get in, it‚Äôs hard to get out.¬† This makes me very happy, because it confirms the man … Click to read more

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