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Cute and delicious

20130908 Door Parrot Face 150x150 Cute and deliciousAnimals are interesting in that they are¬†both cute and delicious.¬† As a Vaxian I don’t care too much where my food has come from; I¬†crash landed on a¬†strange blue planet and I had to survive, so I made myself eat whatever I could find on the floor…¬†or in the man’s fridge.¬† ¬† Edwin sent in this picture of a door parrot.¬† It’s interesting how animals manifest themselves in the home, in places you’d least expect.¬† Finding mice, cockroaches or silverfish¬†is quite common but random parrots?¬† Maybe on board a pirate ship…¬† I had a Varrot on board my space ship; it’s like a Vaxian parrot.¬† I taught him Vaxian swear words.¬† It has to be done, otherwise you might as well keep a chicken!

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Electric Fan Heater

20130217 Fan Heater Shifty Face 150x150 Electric Fan HeaterOur London correspondent sent in this picture of an electric¬†fan heater.¬† You can see two highlights within the plastic circular grid forming a nose and mouth of sorts.¬† He’s looking a bit shifty, as if he’s upto no good.¬† What could he possibly be upto?¬† He has no legs or arms so can’t go very far and presumably he’s tethered to the wall by his power lead.¬† Maybe it’s not a “he” but a “she”.¬† It’s like animals; I can’t tell a boy-dog from a girl-dog, or cat for that matter…¬† I love all cats though.¬† Phwoar… (fap fap fap)

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Big Eyes

20120815 Chacewater Building Face 150x150 Big EyesThis picture was sent in by Jennifer.¬† It was taken at Chacewater.¬† I love big eyes. Maybe it’s because of the innocence and vulnerability¬†they convey; babies and young animals have big eyes compared to their heads and the rest of their body.¬† Or maybe it’s because I have massive eyes myself: big black eyes, complementing my red skin tone.¬† Like me, this¬†face has its mouth wide open.¬† You know what?¬† I think¬†it could be my grandfather, fossilised – turned to stone.¬† He went on a cruise around the Universe and never came back.¬† Maybe he crash landed on your planet…

Did you hear about the rover that Nasa sent to Mars?¬† I think it’s called “Curiosity”.¬† You humans are so primitive, it’s a joke!¬† Sky Crane?¬† How about an anti-gravity field?¬† Anyway, that’s enough from me…¬† Thanks Jen!

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