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Angry Chewing Gum Bin

20120917 Gum and cigarette bin ninja face 150x150 Angry Chewing Gum BinJen and Sal sent in this picture of a chewing gum and fag bin.  Looks a bit like a ninja.  Sisters “J and S” are quickly becoming the biggest contributors to my website, even more so than the man, who is a lazy git.  Jennie writes:

“I forgot to send you this angry face. Mind you, I’d be angry if someone stubbed their fag out on my face or posted their gum into my eye sockets!”

I know the feeling.  The man keeps treading on my eyes to turn on my suction mechanism or to wind up my power lead.  He’s a motherf…

Thanks Sal and Jen!

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Shocked Rising Bollard

20120901 Rising bollard shocked face 150x150 Shocked Rising BollardJen and Sal were walking along Birdcage Walk and saw a bollard – presumably of the “rising” variety.  Jen writes:

“Looks shocked because we’d just done a leap frog over it….. And all the girls were wearing skirts.”

I can sort of imagine because humans disgust me.  Actually, people tell me I always look shocked but I’m not, really.  That’s just my normal face when I’m relaxed, eating McCoy’s crisps and Goliath ale.  I reckon this guy could be one of my cousins; we look alike…  Thanks Jen and Sal!

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Docklands Light Railway

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Sisters Jennie and Sal were out and about in London and spotted a number of faces.  Here’s the first one (or two, really).  Jennie writes:

“Sal spotted these troublesome two on the Docklands Light Railway line in Stratford.

It sounded as if they were arguing about who should be on top.  Little did they know if they’d have swapped over it woulda caused major delays on the line.”

More to come soon!  Thanks Jen and Sal!

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Cockney Girls Like Jug-‘Eds

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That’s as much a statement of fact as when I said Essex girls like bags!  Okay, so generalisations aren’t all true but they make good post titles à la Daily Mail [Cue: rightist pun-riddled nonsense].

Anyway, back to the picture… Cockney sisters Jen and Sal sent in yet another awesome picture.  The covering email read as follows:

“This Fathers’ Day jug-‘ed was seen at a restaurant in the heart of the East End -Stratford, home to the Olympics, to be precise.

Jug-‘ed was like the cat that got the cream until we poured his innards out all over our chocolate fudge cakes.

And bloody lovely it tasted too.”

I bet it did! I’m hungry!

Thanks Cockney girls!

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Essex Girls Like Bags…

20120612 Lakeside Shopping Centre Essex Handbag Face 150x150 Essex Girls Like Bags...

..all generalisations are true and 47.4% of all statistics are made up by illegal aliens like me.  I love it when people send me emails with pictures and this week has been Essex Galore.  This photograph was sent in by sisters Jen and Sal, who were out shopping at the Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex.  It depicts a handbag face, rather like the one taken in France in the post Fluorescothugs Suck Bags, but this one is rather more “laid back and couldn’t really give a hoot about things” in the words of Jen and Sal.  Great spot, ladies!  More from Essex up next.

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