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Two dogs, one bucket (Artwork)

Definition

An idea for a piece of artwork dreamt up by Vic Suckerbag.  The concept is simple but effective: you take a standard issue iPhone and smash it to pieces, chuck it into a cheap plastic bucket and let two Labradors defecate in it.  Film the process and chuck the DVD into the bucket for good measure.  One day Vic Suckerbag hopes to realise this idea and make millions, following in the footsteps of talentless knobheads like Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin.

Etymology

The title of this artwork comes from the internet phenomenon of “Two Girls, one Cup”.  The editor of this website is adamant he has never watched the video.

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Telephone 2.0 (n)

Definition

Telephone 2.0 is a mock invention that is the next generation of telephone.  It is much like a standard telephone but has a boxing glove built in, so that you can punch the person you are talking to in the face.

Etymology

Telephone 2.0 is an oblique take on Web 2.0.

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Typograstination (n)

Definition

A specific form of procrastination related to typing.

Etymology

Typograstination is a portmanteau of typography and procrastination.

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