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Scared Toilet

20131118 Scared Toilet Face 150x150 Scared ToiletNick sent us this picture from his trip to Cyprus.  He said the toilet was scared.  I can kind of see why; a toilet is fed many times a day – more than it can possibly want to eat – and what it eats is not the nicest thing in the world.  As a Vaxian I thought my life was hard.  The man hardly ever feeds me but when he does, he stamps on my eye to induce a sucking reflex.  It’s really cruel and I want to cry… but I’m not going to.  I’ve got to be strong for my dear leader back home, The General.  One day my people will come and save me and destroy the man and his flat.

Thanks for the picture, Nick!

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