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What’s bigger: a drag or a toke?

20130217 Electronic Pipe Face 150x150 Whats bigger: a drag or a toke?A while back the man was out with some friends (I don’t believe it either; surely the tosser can’t have any friends) and Dan showed off his new toy: an electronic pipe, or e-pipe.  It’s just like an electronic cigarette, only it’s not made to resemble a cigarette.  It’s not clear who spotted the face, but let’s credit the whole group.  Out of curiosity. the man took a drag or a toke on the thing, the dirty bastard that he is…  Now that got me wondering what’s bigger: a drag or a toke?

I don’t know the answer but I sure would like to take a toke on one of those bad boys.  It would definitely smoke out those pesky little fungus gnats I’ve been eating a lot of lately…

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Where’s Wally?

On Tuesday a fine human female – or so I understand; humans disgust me (especially the editor) – called Emily sent me an email with a couple of photographs attached.  Emily (the Vaxian equivalent of which is Q’ahmahx) is a Bristol-based food blogger and runs the very successful Bristol Bites website.  As I understand it, Em was out hunting wild boar, catching salmon and gathering pots of Onken yoghurt in the Yeo Valley earlier in the week (okay, that’s all lies apart from the Yeo Valley bit) and somehow ended up with the mahusive bowl of salad shown below.

 20120531 Salad Bowl 1024x682 Wheres Wally?

In her email she challenged me to spend some time looking at the photograph to see whether I could spot the face – a bit like Where’s Wally? (or Where’s Waldo? if you’re American or Canadian) or the alternative popular book Where’s Bin Laden?  The latter comes with a very cool Fresnel magnifying glass.

Despite clear instructions in the email, the editor failed (EPIC FAIL!) and scrolled straight down to the second photograph revealing the answer.  It’s a bit like when you tell someone, “Don’t look at that man over there with the big nose and orange toupée …”  In the editor’s defence the answer was kind of given away in the instructions.  But the editor is still a tosser.  Where’s Wally?  There’s the wally…

So, take a couple of minutes and see if you can spot the face.  Then scroll down.  I’ll go and raid the editor’s fridge whilst you do that.  If you stare long enough you’ll see it in 3D…

…not really…

Ready? Now scroll down for the reveal.

 

 

 

 

[keep scrolling]

 

 

 

 

…and here it is. Très cool, n’est-ce pas?  [Cue: Ja, for shure!].  Many thanks Emilyna! 😉

20120531 Tomato face Wheres Wally?

Have you seen a face anywhere?  Send it to me or the editor.  Don’t forget to follow the editor on Twitter. Alternatively you can add me, Vic Suckerbag, as a friend on Facebook

 

 

 

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